SARDARJI JOKES

Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”

Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : am giving you job as a driver.

STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k ?

Sardar : U R great sir!

Starting salary is o.k…….but?? how much is DRIVING salary…?

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Sardar’s theory : -

Moon is more impartant than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic”Sardar says,

“pass the custard you *******”.!!!

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Two sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working,

he puts his head out and says YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

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Sardar shouting to his girl friend ”

you said we will do register marriage and cheated me,

I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the post office….

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.

He cuts its 1 leg, andsays, “chal”, it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….”

Finally he wrote the conclusion………….

“after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf……”

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil theriuma??”

Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

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Two sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardarji 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sardarji 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….

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A sardar on an interview for the post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank you sir for giving me the job,

I will start investigating…….

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’,

but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ .

he replaced friend with father in the essay and>

it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewer: what s your qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….

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Amitab (koun baneka): In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state…..Audience clapped

Amitab stunned, looks behind,

ALL WERE SARDARS…….

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Boss: Where were you born?

sardar : Punjab ..

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for two wheelers.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have bus pass with me.

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Sardar joined new job.

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him.

Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from land line or mobile.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see anyone before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I’m falling in love.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man.

He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.

He got irritated…drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Banta: YOU cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is All India Radio!

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In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

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