Respected sir,
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
SMALLEST RESIGNATION LETTER
Respected sir,
Monday, March 30, 2009
APPLICATION INVITED...
Applications are invited for the following post.
The package and incentives are mentioned below:
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) :• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
• bike rides each duration 1 hour
• trips to National Highways
• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple
• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
• 2 movies per month (on weekends)
• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Please
NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. Search never ends!!Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.Photo must be in attachment to the email address via
Sunday, March 29, 2009
BUTT
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
CLEVER SALES KID
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
“You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
“How many sales did you make today?”
The kid says, “One.”
The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?”
The kid says, “$101,237.64.”
The boss says, “$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?”
Kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook.
Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
Then I sold him a larger fish hook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and
he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat,
so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it,
so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.”
The boss said,
“A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”
Kid says, “No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and
I said, ’
Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.’
USELESS ASSUMPTION
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
Monday, March 23, 2009
MALE BRAIN
Saturday, March 21, 2009
OBSERVATION
he addressed the class:-
“There are two things you need to succeed in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.” Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now you must do the same,” he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
“Second,” the professor continued, “You must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this corpse’s anus, but licked my index finger?”
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Sunday, March 15, 2009
THE WOMEN RULES..
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
CHILD UNDERSTANDING ABOUT MARRIAGE
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"
Thursday, March 12, 2009
6WEEKS,6MONTHS,6YEARS.
Monday, March 9, 2009
WHO WILL MAKE COFFEE IN THE MORNING?
Sunday, March 8, 2009
SARDARJI JOKES
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Boss : am giving you job as a driver.
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Sardar’s theory : -
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
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Two sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
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Sardar shouting to his girl friend ”
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil theriuma??”
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Two sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
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A sardar on an interview for the post detective.
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’,
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Interviewer: what s your qualification?
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Amitab (koun baneka): In which state Cauvery flows?
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Boss: Where were you born?
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Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
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Sardar joined new job.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,oh!
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
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Banta: YOU cheated me.
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In an interview,
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
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Saturday, March 7, 2009
GIRLS ..
Hard Disk Girls:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls:Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls:Difficult to access.
Server Girls:Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls:Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
BACHELORS
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken
Love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.
-Anonymous
I asked my wife, ” Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?” She said,” Somewhere I have never been !” I told her, ” How about the kitchen ?” -Anonymous
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. -Anonymous
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. -Anonymous
The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?”
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied “My wife’s first husband.”
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course… At least he’ll shut up after u let him in! -Anonymous
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.