Blind Man In A Bar
A blind man enters a blondes bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
A blind man enters a blondes bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
“One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
“Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
“Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
“Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
“Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!
“Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?
"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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