PAIN

Doctor Joke
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?"

asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little morespecific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

"Ow, that hurts."

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,"Ouch! That hurts, too."

Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, evenTHAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her hisdiagnosis,

"You have a broken finger."