FAMILY PROBLEMS

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,

'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'

We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...

I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, Talking about love marriages...

I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my

grandmother.

More

problems occurred when I had a son.

My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson..

And you say you have family problems...