MARRIAGE DEFINITION

' THE SIMPLEST WAY TO EXPRESS ALL ABOUT MARRIAGE DEFINITION '

THROUGH THIS PICTOGRAMS

HEART TRANSFER

Ownership of Heart

Their was a couple for love. where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated to her not for any one.

For Some years girl went for further studies when she returned after some years ago she saw his boy friend was with another girl.


Immediately stopped him & questioned how he forgot the promise given to her?
Boy:-’See gal I had been undergone an OPEN HEART SURGERY so !!!.

REASON FOR DIVORCE

Reason being meaningful conversation or?!

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

The farmer said, “Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.”
The attorney asked, “Well, do you have any grounds?”
The farmer replied, “Yeah. I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yeah, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”

The exasperated attorney said,
“Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney asked, “Okay, let me put it this way.

WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer replied,
“Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!”

COUPLE HOW TO HIDE?

HOW BUSY ARE YOU ?

MANY Amoung us are are always seems to be very busy...!! Is'n it?
No free time even for Their Natural Calls ? (which is suppose to be Natural..or at ease)
Do we really need to be that much busy or we are lacking the Time Management?
This picture is for your Eyes... to trigger your thought process..

Note:- if you feel , you are lacking Time Management Skills..
I will Encourage you to vist this given link to Learn Some Tips for your Time Management.
>http://innerresourcemanagement.blogspot.com/2009/04/managing-your-time-tips.html

MY RICH FRIEND

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend!
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : What would you like to have...?

Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?

Answer : Tea please

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?Answer : Ceylon tea

Question : How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer : white

Question : Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer : With milk

Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk

Answer : With cow's milk please.

Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer : Um, I'll just take it black.

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Answer : With sugar

Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer : Cane sugar

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer : Mineral water

Question : Flavored or non-flavored

?Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst

CARRYING WIFE PHOTO'S

Wife : You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office.

Why?

Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

MOTHER TONGUE

Pappu, while filling up a form:

Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

husband and wife joke

A wife asked her husband:

What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and

> > replied: I like your sense of humour.

LITTLE BOY ADVICE..

Little boy sitting next to a Priest

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said. "I am a Father."
The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered."I am the Father of many."

The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said."I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
"Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."