KADI JOKES

just for fun

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) YOU can study and get any certificates. But You cannot get Your death certificate

2) YOU may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will say HUTCH .

3 )YOU can bcome an engineer if you study in engineering college. you can not become a president if you studies in Presidency College.

4 ) YOU can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... you cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software.

6 ) YOU can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup.

7)YO U can find keys in Keyboard but you can not find mother in motherboard.

How is it ? HA HA...