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What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

‘ Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !!

‘What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :

‘ Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ?

‘His father replied : ‘ Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.

‘Jimmy’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :‘ Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.

‘The mother wrote back the next day :‘ If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! ‘