WITHOUT THEM, WE REALLY MISS SOMTHING.
LET US NOT MISS IT.
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*A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a womengives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!.
*A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said As usual "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
*Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........
WHY?Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
*Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure of ,
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
*One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knowwhy? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
*A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.
*Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 croreafter deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my20 Rs back.!
*A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. What He wrote is -"DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH!"
*Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
*What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
*Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Sardarsaid: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.
*Why can't sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency? Becoz, they can't find the eleven on the phone.
*Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.Wife asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
*A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:How'll you divide, you've 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply nextyear.
*Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving....
*Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
*Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
*Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
*A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening , not inthe morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
*Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. Hiswife asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look whilesleeping.
*A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,but he always started reading from the middle.
*A friend of him asked why he did so? "It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginnig ".
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