James Bond-007 Vs Telgu Guy

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy..
Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy : “Hello, May I know ur name please?”
James Bond : “I am Bond.. James Bond.”
James Bond: “and you?”
Telugu Guy : “I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai…Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…. Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai …Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..”
James Bond FAINTS.

Advt. Vs Reality

The Leela's of the So called Flase Swamiji's

This post i got it from face book. The Swamiji and their dualism come to an end today.The So called Swami Nithyanda era has come an end.The media's are still very busy to bring outs many hidden truth behind these false spiritualist.

*In the above picture the senior fakes are inviting the young and dynamic fake swamiji... and he expects the other master to join inn.

Thanks to> 'Vinaivu website' (Tamil)

FUNNY

Funny people always think in terms fo funny thing.

This is the creativity of that funny mind.

The Poor Man Storey

A poor man catches a fish,
But his wife can not cook due to no gas,
no spices/provisions, no oil.
man put the fish back into the river.
fish comes up and shouts
" CONGRESS ZINDABAAD "

Thanks to my orkut friend-Aanand Holkundi

Who understand what?

"The BABY does not understand ENGLISH
And the DEVIL knows LATIN "

No Gain,Without Pain

Heated Gold Becomes Ornaments,
Betted Copper Becomes Wires,
Depleted Stone Becomes Statue.

So, the more pain one get in his/her life; He/She will Become More ' VALUABLE '